Why is getting in shape so ~~hard~~ time consuming? Why can’t I just go to the gym for one day and become hot overnight?

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bouncingdodecahedrons:

Yes, Jehova’s Witnesses who showed up at my door at 10am, I would like to wake up with happy, positive thoughts. No, I don’t need your church or the Bible to do it. All I need is some goddamn bacon.

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i genuinely am paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really really annoying and awful and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke

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untilyouweregone:

Went to Portsmouth today. So pretty

pioneerlifee:

Omg I remember when I sent this to Kylee
And she was all
Let’s date
lol